Sean bit it hard!!!!!
The party was a good time for all(except for all the kids that lost in pong to me and the birthday boy). That's right!! Me and Sean were at it again. We extended our record to 24-2 all time which is a feat that is not soon to be topped.
To talk about the rest of the party....It was awesome. We all got shitty, played some pong, made fires, and almost got in a couple fights with some asshole who decided to talk shit and give Charlie the finger. That's not a good idea for anybody to do.
Our night started at about 7 when we ran out to get some drinks. We got some beer and some liquor and made some punch. My brother is a loser. So when he was pooring the liquor into the punch he was asking Sean to take a picture so that he could put it on myspace. What a myspace whore!! Anyway...the punch actually came out good. After all this people started to show up at about 9. Me and Sean were already on our way to being victorious for the night while getting shitfaced. We won 10 games straight and 5 of those teams we beat included Mike Flood. Other losers included: Matt Sganga, Charlie Landman, Brian Callaghan, Ricky Campos, Jon Bonner, Eric Kopp, Kurt-O, etc...I know Bonner is probably gonna post something like "We still beat you first game." This is true. But the rematch wasn't even a contest.
And now to get to the reason for my title "Sean bit it hard!!!" After our amazing run on the beerpong table me and Sean were hanging out and talking to friends. All of a sudden I turn around and see Sean start to fall. It seemed like it was in slow motion. He fell straight onto the electronic basketball game in CJ's backyard. This game, that is about 8 ft. long, then flipped over and almost killed Bonner. It was fricken awesome. Sean looked like an ass because he "bit it hard". But that's ok because he is a million times smarter than anyone there and it was his birthday party. He was allowed to be that drunk.
Soon after Sean bit it hard (I like saying that), the party started to get broken up because neighbors were calling. Pretty much everyone left the house and me, my bro, Ricky, and Brian went with Charlie to his house. We built a fire there and had a couple more beers. Soon after getting there we decide to get Taco Bell. Me and Charlie go and I thought he was gonna kill someone when we got there. We are the last car in line and we get cut off. Charlie goes over to that car and starts yelling at the girl. Her boyfriend, riding shotgun, did nothing. But by the time we got our food she was telling Charlie that she loves him. It was kinda wierd.
We got back to Charlie's and my brother tried saying that he ordered food. He didn't. He will probably tell you that I was fucked up cause I didn't get him food, but it was never ordered. Anyway, we hungout at Charlie's for a little while and then it started snowing. So we called it a night.
All together it was an awesome night with friends and Sean bit it hard!!!
To talk about the rest of the party....It was awesome. We all got shitty, played some pong, made fires, and almost got in a couple fights with some asshole who decided to talk shit and give Charlie the finger. That's not a good idea for anybody to do.
Our night started at about 7 when we ran out to get some drinks. We got some beer and some liquor and made some punch. My brother is a loser. So when he was pooring the liquor into the punch he was asking Sean to take a picture so that he could put it on myspace. What a myspace whore!! Anyway...the punch actually came out good. After all this people started to show up at about 9. Me and Sean were already on our way to being victorious for the night while getting shitfaced. We won 10 games straight and 5 of those teams we beat included Mike Flood. Other losers included: Matt Sganga, Charlie Landman, Brian Callaghan, Ricky Campos, Jon Bonner, Eric Kopp, Kurt-O, etc...I know Bonner is probably gonna post something like "We still beat you first game." This is true. But the rematch wasn't even a contest.
And now to get to the reason for my title "Sean bit it hard!!!" After our amazing run on the beerpong table me and Sean were hanging out and talking to friends. All of a sudden I turn around and see Sean start to fall. It seemed like it was in slow motion. He fell straight onto the electronic basketball game in CJ's backyard. This game, that is about 8 ft. long, then flipped over and almost killed Bonner. It was fricken awesome. Sean looked like an ass because he "bit it hard". But that's ok because he is a million times smarter than anyone there and it was his birthday party. He was allowed to be that drunk.
Soon after Sean bit it hard (I like saying that), the party started to get broken up because neighbors were calling. Pretty much everyone left the house and me, my bro, Ricky, and Brian went with Charlie to his house. We built a fire there and had a couple more beers. Soon after getting there we decide to get Taco Bell. Me and Charlie go and I thought he was gonna kill someone when we got there. We are the last car in line and we get cut off. Charlie goes over to that car and starts yelling at the girl. Her boyfriend, riding shotgun, did nothing. But by the time we got our food she was telling Charlie that she loves him. It was kinda wierd.
We got back to Charlie's and my brother tried saying that he ordered food. He didn't. He will probably tell you that I was fucked up cause I didn't get him food, but it was never ordered. Anyway, we hungout at Charlie's for a little while and then it started snowing. So we called it a night.
All together it was an awesome night with friends and Sean bit it hard!!!
posted by LUNCHBOX at 6:50 PM
3 Comments:
fact of the matter is that yea you may have beaten me and your brother in beer pong but if you went beer for beer with either of us you would probably A) die B)cry C)revert to childhood and crawl under the closest table and proceed to suck your thumb like the lightweight drinker you are pussbag.
ok A) brian left multiple comments that got truer and truer every time i read them. B) i did order food u fucker i got a spicy chicken boritto and a number 13. C) i was the first one to yell at the kid ok stop makin charlie look more gangsta than me the kid gave me the finger which i woulda gladly choped off and shoved up his ass if he came closer to me. D)i think im running out of the space that im allowed to comment in so fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
mike flood is very upset that youre giving him a bad rep in beer pong - over christmas, you two are going at it, and sorry to say, you won't have my help bud
sean
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