Heroes
I watch the show Heroes. It is pretty fucking awesome. The only problem with the show is that it really makes me want to be a hero. I want my own super powers. I want to fight crime. So here are some ideas for super powers and superhero names I could have.
One power I would like to have is the one that the cheerleader has. She can't get hurt. It is pretty balla! If I had that power I would name myself Captain Cantbehurt. Id go around punching bad guys in the face and letting them attack me. And when they think they won I would get up unharmed. Once they saw me get up they would just get down on themselves and say "I already gave him everything I got. I have no chance against him."
Another power is X-ray vision. That is for obvious reasons I won't discuss because this is a family blog site.
I wanna stop time just because my favorite character on the show, Hiro Nakamura, is awesome. He is a funny little Japanese man who knows he is out to save the world. He has a very positive attitude and is really nerdy. He makes the show funny. I would also keep my name if my name was Hiro. I wouldn't need a super hero name if my name is already Hiro.
Also, Milo Ventimiglia, who is Rocky Balboa's son in the latest Rocky movie, is pretty awesome too. He can use the powers of anyone around him with super powers. So if he was around me, he would instantly become fucking awesome. And he just found out that he can use powers he got from other people in the past. The only downfall is that he might blow up.
Also, like in Superman Returns, I want to stop bullets with my eyeballs. But only my eyeballs because it would be funny. And I'm all about funny. Flying would be pretty cool, but everyone wants to fly. So fuck that.
Super human strength would be cool. But I pretty much have that already.
Shape-shifting would be fucking excellent. I would call myself "Mystery" because you never know what I am gonna be when I enter a room. I could be Jared from the subway commercials, or I can be Brad Pitt. I could be anyone. Maybe I'll be a woman for a little while.
Leave me some comments and let me know what super powers you would have. You also need to include a super hero name.
One power I would like to have is the one that the cheerleader has. She can't get hurt. It is pretty balla! If I had that power I would name myself Captain Cantbehurt. Id go around punching bad guys in the face and letting them attack me. And when they think they won I would get up unharmed. Once they saw me get up they would just get down on themselves and say "I already gave him everything I got. I have no chance against him."
Another power is X-ray vision. That is for obvious reasons I won't discuss because this is a family blog site.
I wanna stop time just because my favorite character on the show, Hiro Nakamura, is awesome. He is a funny little Japanese man who knows he is out to save the world. He has a very positive attitude and is really nerdy. He makes the show funny. I would also keep my name if my name was Hiro. I wouldn't need a super hero name if my name is already Hiro.
Also, Milo Ventimiglia, who is Rocky Balboa's son in the latest Rocky movie, is pretty awesome too. He can use the powers of anyone around him with super powers. So if he was around me, he would instantly become fucking awesome. And he just found out that he can use powers he got from other people in the past. The only downfall is that he might blow up.
Also, like in Superman Returns, I want to stop bullets with my eyeballs. But only my eyeballs because it would be funny. And I'm all about funny. Flying would be pretty cool, but everyone wants to fly. So fuck that.
Super human strength would be cool. But I pretty much have that already.
Shape-shifting would be fucking excellent. I would call myself "Mystery" because you never know what I am gonna be when I enter a room. I could be Jared from the subway commercials, or I can be Brad Pitt. I could be anyone. Maybe I'll be a woman for a little while.
Leave me some comments and let me know what super powers you would have. You also need to include a super hero name.
posted by LUNCHBOX at 5:44 PM
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