Are they out there???

Today's blog focuses on an important topic: Are we alone in the universe? I like to believe that we are not. But we are always seen as the inferior race when people think of aliens. For example, Independence Day. This movie shows the aliens showing up and having way cooler weapons than us. This, I think, is bullshit.
My theory is that we are way more sophisticated and advanced as a planet than aliens are. I don't think they will come here before we go there. I bet that we are more advanced. In like a couple thousand years we will arrive at a planet and act like the Europeans did when they got to America. We will take their land and fuck their women. And I don't think they will have cool weapons. They will have like sticks and slingshots. And they will look like us. But more like cavemen. They aren't gonna have big foreheads with big brains and communicate through telepathy. They are gonna have overgrown hair, scoliosis, and communicate by grunting and body language.
So fuck you Aliens. I can't wait til the human race comes to your planet and fucks you up!!