The most unhealthy day ever!!!!
Saturday was a total shit show. Which means that it was an awesome night. We all went to Binghamton to see a show including HelloGoodbye, Straylight Run, and Motion City Soundtrack. We really didn't stay at the show for very long though. We spent more time at either Wilson's house or Downtown.
We left Cortland at about 11, drove to Wilson's, while smoking some pot to help cure any hangovers, and then started the shit show. There was already some beer there and then we went and got some other beer. We also had mad pizza and wings. (yes, I still use the word mad). We were met there by Tokyo Joe Yager, and Simon. We all hungout and attempted to play beer pong outside and we also played with Wilson's dog Duke. At about 5, Simon hands be a bottle of some sort of pussy ass vodka that got dominated. So at about 5:30 we decide to go to the concert and I was feeling pretty nice nice at that time. So we got to Binghamton right before HelloGoodbye started playing. They suck. So we decided to follow Simon's girlfriend to go get Funnel Cake because she said it was free. 5 Minutes later we realized we had to pay so we decided to get off line. Then we sat on the lawn and watched Straylight Run play. After Straylight we all wanted to drink again because we were all coming down off of our buzzes. So Oliver suggests that we should get a bottle before going downtown because he didn't want to go sober. I agreed. So it ended up being me, Oliver, Wilson, and Tokyo Joe Yager getting a bottle of Castillo Spiced Rum and drinking in a parking lot near a CVS. At about 8:30 we stopped drinking that and met with Sean, Simon, and Cruse at Tom & Marty's. The place was pretty sweet. Me and Wilson played Connect4 and had some beers. Good Times. So we left there to go finish that bottle. We sat and drank it behind a dumpster. It was awesome. Simon got into some philosophy debate with Oliver which was wierd and Cruse threw-up. I was giving him a pep-talk and telling him how money he was and that made hime feel better. I told him "All that stuff leaving your body is not money, only money is left in you." Cruse likes to use the word money way too much. Then they all walked back to the bar while me and Simon drank some more and met them there. So we hungout there until about 11, I think, which is the time Dude and Brian got there. And then we went into a bar across the street which was The Rat. It has a longer name, but everyone calls it The Rat. That bar was OK. Cruse bought me a beer and I really couldn't drink anymore so I pretty much held that beer for the rest of the night. So then I went on the dancefloor and creeped out as many girls as possible. We left there after like 15 minutes and went back to Tom&Marty's. At this time I think only me, Sean, Cruse, and Simon were left. Dude and Brian might have stayed a little longer also but I don't remember. We chilled there and then Heather called me and I met her at a bar down the street. This bar was like a club. And some girl was dancing on a table and I had to go up there and bust a move. Again I was pretty creepy so the girls friends made her get down. Then I was standing there not knowing what to do. So I jumped down and feel over, then hungout with Sean. 5 minutes later some dude taps me on the shoulder and points out some dudes dancing with each other. At that point I just looked at the guy and said "Eww" and me and Sean walked away. We went back to Tom&Marty's and then drank til the bars closed. Some kids tried to fight and one threw a "Rock-em Sock-em Robots" style uppercut. Simon was wasted and being mad funny and Cruse was making out with some chick. We convinced him the next day that she was really ugly and had 2 cockeyes. She really didn't, but he believed us. Me, Sean and Simon drank a pitcher and I scored 4 Double Shot Glasses. By "scored" i mean stole. But one broke. So I only have 3. When we left the bar we had no clue how we were gonna get back to Wilson's. So Simon tries getting a ride from anyone he knows. Eventually, we got a ride home with Doc who is a professor at BU. The whole time I thought it was a bad idea but it worked out. He gave us a ride back to Simon's house and Cruse complained because Sean fell asleep on the couch and he had to sleep on the love seat. He also kept asking Simon if he could have some food while making as much noise as possible. It was about 5 or 530 when we got to sleep and then Wilson called to wake us up at 9 which sucked, and we headed back to Cortland. Again we smoked pot to cure any hangovers. My hand got quarantined in a plastic bag because it smelt worse than anything known to man. I'm still not sure why. The rest of me also smelt pretty bad. So then we came back to Cortland and I passed out.
That's the end of my crazy night in Binghamton.
We left Cortland at about 11, drove to Wilson's, while smoking some pot to help cure any hangovers, and then started the shit show. There was already some beer there and then we went and got some other beer. We also had mad pizza and wings. (yes, I still use the word mad). We were met there by Tokyo Joe Yager, and Simon. We all hungout and attempted to play beer pong outside and we also played with Wilson's dog Duke. At about 5, Simon hands be a bottle of some sort of pussy ass vodka that got dominated. So at about 5:30 we decide to go to the concert and I was feeling pretty nice nice at that time. So we got to Binghamton right before HelloGoodbye started playing. They suck. So we decided to follow Simon's girlfriend to go get Funnel Cake because she said it was free. 5 Minutes later we realized we had to pay so we decided to get off line. Then we sat on the lawn and watched Straylight Run play. After Straylight we all wanted to drink again because we were all coming down off of our buzzes. So Oliver suggests that we should get a bottle before going downtown because he didn't want to go sober. I agreed. So it ended up being me, Oliver, Wilson, and Tokyo Joe Yager getting a bottle of Castillo Spiced Rum and drinking in a parking lot near a CVS. At about 8:30 we stopped drinking that and met with Sean, Simon, and Cruse at Tom & Marty's. The place was pretty sweet. Me and Wilson played Connect4 and had some beers. Good Times. So we left there to go finish that bottle. We sat and drank it behind a dumpster. It was awesome. Simon got into some philosophy debate with Oliver which was wierd and Cruse threw-up. I was giving him a pep-talk and telling him how money he was and that made hime feel better. I told him "All that stuff leaving your body is not money, only money is left in you." Cruse likes to use the word money way too much. Then they all walked back to the bar while me and Simon drank some more and met them there. So we hungout there until about 11, I think, which is the time Dude and Brian got there. And then we went into a bar across the street which was The Rat. It has a longer name, but everyone calls it The Rat. That bar was OK. Cruse bought me a beer and I really couldn't drink anymore so I pretty much held that beer for the rest of the night. So then I went on the dancefloor and creeped out as many girls as possible. We left there after like 15 minutes and went back to Tom&Marty's. At this time I think only me, Sean, Cruse, and Simon were left. Dude and Brian might have stayed a little longer also but I don't remember. We chilled there and then Heather called me and I met her at a bar down the street. This bar was like a club. And some girl was dancing on a table and I had to go up there and bust a move. Again I was pretty creepy so the girls friends made her get down. Then I was standing there not knowing what to do. So I jumped down and feel over, then hungout with Sean. 5 minutes later some dude taps me on the shoulder and points out some dudes dancing with each other. At that point I just looked at the guy and said "Eww" and me and Sean walked away. We went back to Tom&Marty's and then drank til the bars closed. Some kids tried to fight and one threw a "Rock-em Sock-em Robots" style uppercut. Simon was wasted and being mad funny and Cruse was making out with some chick. We convinced him the next day that she was really ugly and had 2 cockeyes. She really didn't, but he believed us. Me, Sean and Simon drank a pitcher and I scored 4 Double Shot Glasses. By "scored" i mean stole. But one broke. So I only have 3. When we left the bar we had no clue how we were gonna get back to Wilson's. So Simon tries getting a ride from anyone he knows. Eventually, we got a ride home with Doc who is a professor at BU. The whole time I thought it was a bad idea but it worked out. He gave us a ride back to Simon's house and Cruse complained because Sean fell asleep on the couch and he had to sleep on the love seat. He also kept asking Simon if he could have some food while making as much noise as possible. It was about 5 or 530 when we got to sleep and then Wilson called to wake us up at 9 which sucked, and we headed back to Cortland. Again we smoked pot to cure any hangovers. My hand got quarantined in a plastic bag because it smelt worse than anything known to man. I'm still not sure why. The rest of me also smelt pretty bad. So then we came back to Cortland and I passed out.
That's the end of my crazy night in Binghamton.
posted by LUNCHBOX at 7:20 PM
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