Shit I thought about today.

I was in my lab today and my teacher wrote on the board how we had a quiz "nxt week". I didn't know that you could abbreviate the word next. I don't think it is an abbreviation if you only take out one letter. Anyway, I think this made my teacher look like a butthead and I thought you might like to hear about it.

Now to a real blog:
Dear inventor of stretchy pants,
Me and Mr. Bonner would like to thank you very much. You make the gym a more enjoyable experience for every male at the gym. I think you should have won a Nobel Prize. If it was up to me, you would have gotten one. Well give yourself a great big hug from us and keep up the good work. Can't wait for your next invention.
Sincerely,
Mike Sganga and Jon Bonner


Dear Nascar fans,
Fuck you for supporting this shit. Nascar stands for "Not A Sport Circulated Around Rednecks." Maybe gasoline wouldn't be so expensive if a bunch of shmucks didn't decide to drive in a circle for 500 miles. It's not even entertaining. It is like watching a dog chase its fucking tail. It is funny and cool the first 2 revolutions. After that it is just sad. So fuck you Nascar fans!!!!! Go eat Shit and DIE!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Mike Sganga

Clapping...

Clapping is good in many situations. It lets the person or persons you are clapping for them to make them feel important and it lets them know you appreciated what they have done. They are a lot of times that people clap and it makes me want to punch them in the face.
#1: At the end of a movie
-What the fuck is the point of clapping. You aren't at a play! The actors will not hear your clapping. I feel like you are only clapping to piss me off. So if you are a person that likes to clap at the end of a movie, go run into a volcano.
#2: When an airplane lands
-I am sure the pilot knows he did a good job....because he didnt crash. Do you clap for the bus driver when you arrive to your destination. NO! So don't clap. If I was a pilot I would be pist. If you clap it is like saying to the pilot "I wasn't too sure you were gonna land this thing. But bravo. Thanks for actually doing your job."
#3: When someone is singing. When people start clapping in sync.
-Fuck you people who do that!! It ruins the song for everybody else. If the song sounded good with a few hundred people clapping to it, thats the way they would have made the song.
#4:Slow clap starters.
-I actually want to start a real meaningful slow clap one day. I just hate everyone who has already done it because I am jealous. So if you know of any events coming up where a slow clap leader may be needed, call me.
#5:People who do the sign language clap.
-I know this is fucked up of me. But when people clap for deaf people they just put their hands above their heads and shake them. That is how to clap in sign language. That is fucking retarded. Do you think that a deaf person can't see clapping. Clapping is as close to sign language as you can get without being considered sign language.

I'm just not a big fan of clapping. The only clap I like is a slow clap, But only when it is needed!! I think they should teach classes in elementary on clapping. It won't take long. Maybe they just need an assembly.