Clapping...
Clapping is good in many situations. It lets the person or persons you are clapping for them to make them feel important and it lets them know you appreciated what they have done. They are a lot of times that people clap and it makes me want to punch them in the face.
#1: At the end of a movie
-What the fuck is the point of clapping. You aren't at a play! The actors will not hear your clapping. I feel like you are only clapping to piss me off. So if you are a person that likes to clap at the end of a movie, go run into a volcano.
#2: When an airplane lands
-I am sure the pilot knows he did a good job....because he didnt crash. Do you clap for the bus driver when you arrive to your destination. NO! So don't clap. If I was a pilot I would be pist. If you clap it is like saying to the pilot "I wasn't too sure you were gonna land this thing. But bravo. Thanks for actually doing your job."
#3: When someone is singing. When people start clapping in sync.
-Fuck you people who do that!! It ruins the song for everybody else. If the song sounded good with a few hundred people clapping to it, thats the way they would have made the song.
#4:Slow clap starters.
-I actually want to start a real meaningful slow clap one day. I just hate everyone who has already done it because I am jealous. So if you know of any events coming up where a slow clap leader may be needed, call me.
#5:People who do the sign language clap.
-I know this is fucked up of me. But when people clap for deaf people they just put their hands above their heads and shake them. That is how to clap in sign language. That is fucking retarded. Do you think that a deaf person can't see clapping. Clapping is as close to sign language as you can get without being considered sign language.
I'm just not a big fan of clapping. The only clap I like is a slow clap, But only when it is needed!! I think they should teach classes in elementary on clapping. It won't take long. Maybe they just need an assembly.
#1: At the end of a movie
-What the fuck is the point of clapping. You aren't at a play! The actors will not hear your clapping. I feel like you are only clapping to piss me off. So if you are a person that likes to clap at the end of a movie, go run into a volcano.
#2: When an airplane lands
-I am sure the pilot knows he did a good job....because he didnt crash. Do you clap for the bus driver when you arrive to your destination. NO! So don't clap. If I was a pilot I would be pist. If you clap it is like saying to the pilot "I wasn't too sure you were gonna land this thing. But bravo. Thanks for actually doing your job."
#3: When someone is singing. When people start clapping in sync.
-Fuck you people who do that!! It ruins the song for everybody else. If the song sounded good with a few hundred people clapping to it, thats the way they would have made the song.
#4:Slow clap starters.
-I actually want to start a real meaningful slow clap one day. I just hate everyone who has already done it because I am jealous. So if you know of any events coming up where a slow clap leader may be needed, call me.
#5:People who do the sign language clap.
-I know this is fucked up of me. But when people clap for deaf people they just put their hands above their heads and shake them. That is how to clap in sign language. That is fucking retarded. Do you think that a deaf person can't see clapping. Clapping is as close to sign language as you can get without being considered sign language.
I'm just not a big fan of clapping. The only clap I like is a slow clap, But only when it is needed!! I think they should teach classes in elementary on clapping. It won't take long. Maybe they just need an assembly.
posted by LUNCHBOX at 4:10 PM
3 Comments:
haha - great insight big guy. as usual, i find myself agreeing with you on basically every point, especially with the airplane clappers. keep up on these blogs - they put a smile on my face.
~SF
i also have a dislike for the "clap". it burned when i was peeing the other day and i got scared but thankfully it was just a false alarm.
-broski
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i have started many slow claps, I'm quite good at it. And when I saw The World Trade Center movie I started to clap (even though it was in my living room)
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