Sean bit it hard!!!!!

The party was a good time for all(except for all the kids that lost in pong to me and the birthday boy). That's right!! Me and Sean were at it again. We extended our record to 24-2 all time which is a feat that is not soon to be topped.
To talk about the rest of the party....It was awesome. We all got shitty, played some pong, made fires, and almost got in a couple fights with some asshole who decided to talk shit and give Charlie the finger. That's not a good idea for anybody to do.
Our night started at about 7 when we ran out to get some drinks. We got some beer and some liquor and made some punch. My brother is a loser. So when he was pooring the liquor into the punch he was asking Sean to take a picture so that he could put it on myspace. What a myspace whore!! Anyway...the punch actually came out good. After all this people started to show up at about 9. Me and Sean were already on our way to being victorious for the night while getting shitfaced. We won 10 games straight and 5 of those teams we beat included Mike Flood. Other losers included: Matt Sganga, Charlie Landman, Brian Callaghan, Ricky Campos, Jon Bonner, Eric Kopp, Kurt-O, etc...I know Bonner is probably gonna post something like "We still beat you first game." This is true. But the rematch wasn't even a contest.
And now to get to the reason for my title "Sean bit it hard!!!" After our amazing run on the beerpong table me and Sean were hanging out and talking to friends. All of a sudden I turn around and see Sean start to fall. It seemed like it was in slow motion. He fell straight onto the electronic basketball game in CJ's backyard. This game, that is about 8 ft. long, then flipped over and almost killed Bonner. It was fricken awesome. Sean looked like an ass because he "bit it hard". But that's ok because he is a million times smarter than anyone there and it was his birthday party. He was allowed to be that drunk.
Soon after Sean bit it hard (I like saying that), the party started to get broken up because neighbors were calling. Pretty much everyone left the house and me, my bro, Ricky, and Brian went with Charlie to his house. We built a fire there and had a couple more beers. Soon after getting there we decide to get Taco Bell. Me and Charlie go and I thought he was gonna kill someone when we got there. We are the last car in line and we get cut off. Charlie goes over to that car and starts yelling at the girl. Her boyfriend, riding shotgun, did nothing. But by the time we got our food she was telling Charlie that she loves him. It was kinda wierd.
We got back to Charlie's and my brother tried saying that he ordered food. He didn't. He will probably tell you that I was fucked up cause I didn't get him food, but it was never ordered. Anyway, we hungout at Charlie's for a little while and then it started snowing. So we called it a night.
All together it was an awesome night with friends and Sean bit it hard!!!

ATTENTION!!!ATTENTION!!!!

I AM WRITING THIS POST IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. IT IS TO INFORM YOU OF THE BEST PARTY TO COME TO OUR AREA SINCE THE MILLENIUM. WEDNESDAY NIGHT BEFORE THANKSGIVING IS SEAN FLOOD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. EVERYONE IS INVITED TO COME TO CJ HUTTER/JOHN BONNER'S HOUSE. STARTS AT 9. IT IS $5 TO GET IN AND WE ARE GETTING A KEG AND MAKING PUNCH FOR YOU LADIES. BE AWARE THAT PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKED BY SEAN OR HIS FRIENDS (CJ, SGANGA, KELLZ, BONNER AND OTHERS) ARE NOT WELCOME. WE WILL LET YOU STAND 10 FT. AWAY FROM THE PARTY AND WATCH EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD TIME. DO NOT EVEN BOTHER TO SHOW UP IF YOU ARE NOT A FRIEND. NOW TO GET BACK TO THE POINT.....IT IS GOING TO BE A BLAST FOR ALL OF OUR FRIENDS AND A REALLY GOOD CHANCE TO SEE ALL THOSE FRIENDS YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SINCE THE SUMMERTIME. SO BE THERE AND BE READY TO HAVE SOME GOOD TIMES UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!!!

Re-cap of Cortaca weekend!!!

My weekend ended up starting on thursday night instead of wednesday as I planned. But thats ok because the rest of the weekend was pretty sick.
Thursday started with a trip to Syracuse to pick up Sean from the airport. This trip would have been awesome except that Bonner brought this girl with him that chomped her gum and talked really loud. But whatever, I still got to greet Sean. The rest of the night after that didn't go as planned. We were gonna go out and get drunk and not come home til the morning. This didn't happen. We got back to Bonner's dorm at about 9:15 and then he needed to get ready. So being as feminine as he is we didn't leave there until about 10. Then we had to park his car and wait for a bus. So by this time it is 10:30 and we decide to wait for CJ. CJ did not get here until 11:30 and then we went to chill wit Kellz at the Castle. We hung out there, Kellz messed with some of the pledges(which was hilarious) and then they went to the bars and I went to my room because of a test in the morning.
Friday was a different story. It was a night filled with chugging and kegstands. The kegs were tapped at about 6. I had to wait for the girlfriend before going down there to drink but I quickly caught up to everyone when I was forced to do a kegstand when I got there. The rest of a night I just got progressively more drunk and then we ended up at D.P.Dough.
Saturday was probably the best night. We played some pong in Kellz' room and then got food and went out. The party was at the castle and me and Sean ran shit. We had a streak of 6 beer pong games that would have continued but the beer ran out. That brings our record in our last 2 appearances together to 14-0. All challengers welcome! That party was good but it was real crowded and difficult to get beer. We left that party and then went to another but Sean, Bonner and CJ didn't want to pay so only I went in. Then I drank some more and hungout with all my other buddies and had a good time. After smoking with Dude I went to hangout with Sean and Cj and then we went downtown because CJ wanted to find some women. This was an unsuccessful trip. We went back to Bonner's room and waited to here from CJ's cousin. We were gonna go hangout with her and her housemates but she went to her boyfriend's house. So we called it a night.
Sunday proved to be a more sober adventure. We woke up, got some food, and then played poker. My never ending streak of crappy hands continued and I did not win. But that's ok because Kellz had worse cards and it was funny watching him flip out and throw a chair. After that I came back and hungout til we got food and watched Mike Scala get fucked up by a cab driver. He called a cab and the cab stopped half way down the road. He sprinted to catch the cab and we as soon as he touched the door the guy drove away. It was great. After this we drove Sean to the airport where his flight got delayed for over and hour. This sucked but we just hungout and joked around. We also allowed the janitor to throw out Bonner's drink that he took only one sip of.
To sum it up I had a good time this weekend. Plenty of alcohol, and plenty of good times with friends. So my quote from this blog is on of my favorite cliche quotes...."If you're not wasted, the day is!!"

CORTACA!!!!!!

This following week/weekend promises to be a good one. For those of you who do not know, my school participates in the "Biggest Little Game in the Nation". That’s right, Cortland vs Ithaca. Around here we just call it "Cortaca". Everyone in the area is excited about it and pretty much everyone gets smashed, goes wild, and doesn’t give a crap about the game.
This week like most weeks here at Cortland will start on Wednesday. That is the night where we get beer and play cards. No one gets hammered on those nights (except Brian but he gets hammered about 70% more than anyone because he drinks a lot). That night is a good night with just my buddies and I usually lose money but I really don’t care. The next night is Thursday and that means that one of my best buddies Sean is gonna be here. CJ is also coming this weekend but I have no idea what day and time. I should probably call him. CJ...if you read this call me and let me know when you are coming. Well me and Sean plan on getting real drunk off of a punch we make up here that we, or at least I, refer to as "The Concoction". I tell Sean about this drink often and he reminds the day after I drink it that I call him to tell him about it. I can tell you what is in it, but then I’d have to kill you. So Thursday is going to seemingly be awesome. Then we come to Friday....when we get serious. My morning class is cancelled and I wouldn’t go to my afternoon class but I have a test. I was moved from Wednesday to Friday and I am actually upset about that. Anyway, there is supposed to be a Keg-Off Friday at 36 Clayton (my usual spot of inebriation). For those of you who don’t know, this is where we split into 2 teams of 12. Each team is given a keg and the first team to finish wins. Also, my girlfriend should be coming up Friday afternoon with most of her sorority. A fact that a lot of my guy friends are happy about. They are a fun group of girls and there will be plenty of alcohol to go around. We plan on getting about 5 kegs this weekend (that’s not a definite number but an approximation). Between all my buddies and their guests there will be about 50 people staying here with somebody and partying with us. So Friday I probably won’t remember and then Saturday is gonna be awesome also. Saturday is the actual day of the game. No one will care about the game but everyone will be drunk before it is over....which is at about 2. That night promises to be awesome because the whole town is a party. Not to mention that the population of this town almost triples for the weekend. Every house has a party, every bar is packed, and everyone is drunk. Sunday is dedicated to recovery, finishing the kegs, and actually paying attention to the football games on T.V. All in all this is the best week/weekend of the year and I am very excited about it.
So I think that I might try to end every blog with a quote that applies to my blog. So here is one from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back":
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts...."
(This is actually a song from the movie sung by Jay)(we also don’t do coke, but the rest is cool)

Getting to know me...

I figure since I spend most of my day either taking a nap, playing video games, or watching T.V., I’ve decided to make my own blog. Danny B. is my inspiration and if you haven’t read his blog you should because it’s freakin’ great.... www.danbu.blogspot.com. Unlike Danny’s blog, mine will be covered with spelling mistakes and jokes that only me and my friends get. But I really don’t care.
So let me tell you something about me. My name is Mike but everyone calls me Lunchbox so I would appreciate being called Lunchbox. If you ever met me or if you ever meet me in the future you will understand why I am called Lunchbox. I am 19 years of age, I go to SUNY Cortland, I consider myself very close to my family which I love especially my brothers, and I have had the same girlfriend for almost 3 years now.(a fact that I am very happy about). I love her too. Most of the time I just hangout with my friends and drink. I have a very low GPA and I am hanging on to my college career by a thread. I know I can do better but I don’t feel that I am ready to step up my game. I think it is a horrible idea to make someone who has been alive for only 19 years (about 4 of which I have been capable of thinking about a career) decide what they want to do for the next 50. It just isn’t fair. I haven’t experienced nearly enough to decide. I have had a couple of jobs fit for a teenager but nothing with any substance that I could do for the rest of my life. This summer I was a pool man. I thought this job was awesome. I go in at 7:30 in the morning, clean about 12 pools a day in the sun, take an hour for lunch with a cool group of guys, my boss likes me, it isn’t very difficult, and I’m home in time to take a nap if I needed to refresh myself before going out that night. Anyone could do it. I’d do it for the rest of my life if $10 an hour could support me, my wife, and the kids I plan on having. But I know it obviously won’t. The only things that I have experienced are going to school, and drinking. I don’t want to be a bartender and I don’t know if I would enjoy being a teacher. I should ask all the grownups I know (parents of my friend, uncle’s, etc.) to take me to work with them. Then I could hopefully assess my situation and decide what I want to do. Well that’s pretty much me in a nutshell and to finish my first blog I will leave you with a great quote from the movie "Say Anything":
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
P.S.- I also want a kind of dog called a Puggle. Google it if you don’t know what it is. It is a mix of a pug and a beagle and it is a pretty sweet dog. Just letting everyone know before christmas.